I’ll need a bigger mug for that, please and thanks.
Can I just–
Oh it got better
me at this point of the year, reacting to any bad news
you think your crush is laying in bed thinking about you but in reality they’re reading about swords on Wikipedia
While you were wasting your time considering me as a romantic option I was studying the blade
from what i can tell bartending is like the adult version of making potions from random things you find in your house/backyard
Potion of make you fall down
I am abt to lose my fuckin mind because I happened upon this gender reveal party. and like it’s soo over the top expensive
And like I’m like. Oh great, a horse themed gender reveal party.
complete with like … just truly excessive foods and of course, themed cocktails
and this sign which like… the fragility of like *not* italicizing the word ‘colt’. Like imagine being this weird abt gender
with like, a bucket that eventually ‘revealed’ the gender
But like… the picture that really just completely undid me, for this party which surely was more money than many weddings -
it’s not a horse themed gender reveal party. It’s a gender reveal party FOR A HORSE. I can’t even like imagine the life that would lead to hosting a gender reveal party for a not-yet-born horse. Think abt getting an invitation to this. the cis are at it again.
fall is not cute it is the season of death and ur sweater will not protect u. not even ur sweater paws.
jokes on you I love death and being dead and I will wear my sweater to the grave